Dis ya ting yah, it all 'bout di goodness of rum. See, dem mix di best fruit an' make it so delicious. Ya know how Di people dem feel a good drink pon a hot day? Dis rum yah, it take yuh away to paradise. Ya see, some bwoy tink rum only good for livin'. But dis drink, it got story. Every sip a adventure back to di roots. So when yuh smell di rum,